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 Now that we've gotten that out of the way, shall we go to the movies?


The Cutesiepatootsie Funny

Handsome Suit: Michelin Man suit + Vacuum cleaner = Let's handsome! What is not to love?

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Everybody Has Secrets: You will never look at a mushroom and mussel the same way again.

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The Dripping-with-B-movie-goodness

CB Hustlers: Just one of those things you find in YouTube Movies about a group of prostitutes in the run from cops and news reporters looking for a scoop - One hour, fourteen minutes and thirty six seconds of boobs being rubbed on the camera lens.

The Impossible Kid: It's Weng Weng people.

The you-want-to-bitchslap-the-bida-in-the-face-but-you-end-up-watching-the-whole-movie-anyway

Time: Bitch make up your mind please. And you kuya, what the fuck? Why are you tolerating this psycho bitch? Love? And what's wrong with you Kim Ki Duk? Why do you do this to me? Why do I get sucked in in your melodrama and enjoy it?

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Love (Juice): Please, please lang. Do not go around kissing people who are madly in love with you without thinking about the consequences. Ever heard of oxytocin? They further complicate the already complicated you know.

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The Movies-that-should-come-with-the-do-not-slash-wrist-after-watching-warning

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance: If any film of Park Chan Wook doesn't make you re-examine your ideas of morality, then you should get yourself checked. The rest of the trilogy can be found here and here.

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Hana-Bi: After watching this and Achilles and the Tortoise, I vote for a "Why so sad Takeshi Kitano?" meme.

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